Yesssssss! I just saw this:

Yesssssss! I just saw this: a conservatively, affluently dressed woman leading a transvestite guy by collar and chain through central Osaka in the middle of the afternoon.

The bloke was wearing a fetchingly tiny black one-piece with very endearing white and pink makeup, and pink flowers in his hair. He was middle-aged and his face sagged into his predicament like the actual soggy pudding of mortality.

I just fucking love big cities, I do!