A Rare Find From My Behind!
This will be the day you remember forever. It was when I pulled back the lever. The lever to the curtain that is. You don't even need to take a quiz. You get this all for one low price. Aren't I sure nice?
The cat has traveled near.
That cat has traveled far.
I walked and wiggled my rear,
Sometimes I even took a car.
Then I came across it.
It was a wonder to behold.
I almost had a happy fit.
This stuff was better than gold.
It was found through fog.
It was found through snow.
I even crossed a bog,
I never got wet though.
There on a hilltop it was revealed.
The hill is more like a mountain.
The place should have been sealed,
But instead it had a wishing fountain.
I don't buy that stuff.
So we'll skip that tourist trap.
Instead I couldn't get enough,
And I even had to clap.
Clapping with claws is hard.
But I did it just for you.
I'll even give you my card,
When you buy more than two.
The people there were young.
They were all so healthy and fit.
Some of them even sung,
No matter if they sounded like shit.
Heaven on Earth it was.
There is no better term.
They shared their secret just because.
I didn't even have to fear a germ.
The secret was so simple.
It was sitting there all along.
It can even cure a pimple.
You'll want to sing a song.
So get this magnificent discovery today.
It was verified by Dr. Asilfailed Horne.
You'll see every result that we say.
No longer will life be corny.
Don't you want to buy right now? You have to after such a meow. I mean it was from deep, deep, deep in the unknown. A Dr. even approved it after given a kickback err umm loan. Such products are so super rare. You'll get everything from extra inches to shiny hair. For just 5 easy payments of $99.99 your life will now align. Did I mention this is a monthly thing? We can't let you run out in winter, fall, summer or spring. Just plug in your credit card today and we'll ship across any bay. Wait! I think that came out in my gas. You may want to ignore my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The cat has traveled near.
That cat has traveled far.
I walked and wiggled my rear,
Sometimes I even took a car.
Then I came across it.
It was a wonder to behold.
I almost had a happy fit.
This stuff was better than gold.
It was found through fog.
It was found through snow.
I even crossed a bog,
I never got wet though.
There on a hilltop it was revealed.
The hill is more like a mountain.
The place should have been sealed,
But instead it had a wishing fountain.
I don't buy that stuff.
So we'll skip that tourist trap.
Instead I couldn't get enough,
And I even had to clap.
Clapping with claws is hard.
But I did it just for you.
I'll even give you my card,
When you buy more than two.
The people there were young.
They were all so healthy and fit.
Some of them even sung,
No matter if they sounded like shit.
Heaven on Earth it was.
There is no better term.
They shared their secret just because.
I didn't even have to fear a germ.
The secret was so simple.
It was sitting there all along.
It can even cure a pimple.
You'll want to sing a song.
So get this magnificent discovery today.
It was verified by Dr. Asilfailed Horne.
You'll see every result that we say.
No longer will life be corny.
Don't you want to buy right now? You have to after such a meow. I mean it was from deep, deep, deep in the unknown. A Dr. even approved it after given a kickback err umm loan. Such products are so super rare. You'll get everything from extra inches to shiny hair. For just 5 easy payments of $99.99 your life will now align. Did I mention this is a monthly thing? We can't let you run out in winter, fall, summer or spring. Just plug in your credit card today and we'll ship across any bay. Wait! I think that came out in my gas. You may want to ignore my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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