Some Friendly Spice In Advice!

The cat will go all friendly today. That may be rare for my bay. But it has to be done. I just want to be friendly to everyone. Don't believe me? Just wait and see.

You want a date?
Take any old mate.
Doesn't matter the one.
Give even a psycho a run.

Hey, just friendly advice.
You wanted to entice.
I'm just saying you can get one.
All friendly like with my run.

Want to get rich?
Not live in a ditch?
Have money with ease.
Get a job, it's a breeze.

Hey, just friendly advice.
Can roll the dice.
Get all kinds of dough.
May take 50 years though

Want to lose weight?
Not a hard trait.
Well maybe for you.
Don't have food in your zoo.

Hey, just friendly advice.
Eat less than mice.
Then you'll do it,
As there you sit.

Want to do a blog?
Suffering from brain fog?
Just put up anything at all.
No one will care about your hall.

Hey, just friendly advice.
Go get a slice.
A slice of whatever you like.
Call it a strike.

Want to retire?
Is that where you aspire?
Give up that dream and work.
Unless you want to live like a grocery clerk.

Hey, just friendly advice.
So friendly it's like sharing lice.
The advice was just given.
It is so friendly it will help you with liven.

Pffffft friendly advice is hardly ever that. Heard any friendly advice that was more like scat? Those that give it and hide behind the friendly bit are usually very full of shit. But hey, I'm just being friendly to that mass as they are such a friendly class. So friendly that they can suck on some friendly gas from my ever so friendly little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.