How do you measure a year?

Today, my daughter is
1 year
12 months
52 weeks
365 days
8,760 hours
525,600 minutes
31,536,000 seconds
old.

7 seasons of Deep Space 9
6 seasons of Bones
5 seasons of Once Upon a Time
4 seasons of Community
3 seasons of Brooklyn 99
1 season of The Wiggles

9 novels
1 memorized Sleep Book

3,000ish diapers
46 inches
21 pounds
7 teeth
6 words
4 animal noises
1 hip brace

I thought I’d mark the occasion with a profound essay, as is my wont. But I’m not entirely sure what to write. Jokingly, I’ll...