The Real Wow Is We Can Do It Now!

Aren't some nuts so optimistic it isn't funny? Or maybe it is rather funny as they think all is sunny. Like a nut I heard yapping the other day about driver-less cars coming our way.

They're ready to go.
They will be the next wave.
Keeping traffic at a steady flow,
No one will go to their grave.

Can play with the kids.
Can send them out alone.
So start taking bids.
And stay near that telephone.

They will change life.
No more driver error.
Can sleep with the wife,
Tinted windows stop any terror.

Isn't that neat?
Sex while driving.
Oh what a treat.
And all are surviving.

Driver-less cars are here.
They just need to change the law.
Then we'll kick them in gear,
And they won't have a flaw.

Old human powered ones will go.
They will become illegal for roads.
Maybe see a few at a car show,
But otherwise they won't carry loads.

The car will do it all.
It will avoid snow and rain.
You can just sit and make a call.
It's like you're on a small train.

So throw out the old.
Bring in the new.
They are pure gold.
You'll probably want two.

No soccer games missed.
No school bus needed.
No needing to follow a list.
Taxi's no longer are deeded.

The car does it all.
The car gets you through.
It will take you to the mall,
Or maybe even Timbuktu.

Pffffft like that is going to happen fast and make human drivers a thing of the past. He claimed the only thing in the way was the law. Hmmm there is one big flaw. People everywhere CAN'T afford a new car. Going to give them away for free near and far? I doubt that one bit. So saying it could happen now makes one full of shit. Plus would you let your kids go off alone in one anywhere? Pffft that would raise my neck hair. Rather deal with the idiot drivers in mass. They won't be working any kinks out on my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.