Hello, Zombie America!
After sixteen painful years of Whacky Bush Doodle and Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, those two little punks with scant accomplishment in the world of grown-ups consistently wetting their pants and playing with matches in The White House, November 8, 2016 marked the day that America was finally conceded a respite.
A respite? No, an unforgivable choice between bat-shit Crazy Donald Trump and pig-shit evil Hillary Clinton. That date marked the official death knoll for the last, tattered shreds of American decency and the joyous birth announcement of that Spawn of Satan, little Zombie America.
Please give Doodle and Snoopy an assist as midwives for this creeping creature from the deep.
Today, this newly released, hilarious three penny opera reached unforeseen heights of hilarity when Mr. Trump Monkey dismissed FBI Director Comey, the man the PC spank wankers in the media have been ceaselessly blaming for Pilloried Hillary's stunning, embarrassing, unforeseen, unforgiven,un-American defeat.
But please, forgive the PC spank wankers at the NYT, WaPo and CNN for momentarily being a little tongue-tied with their own hypocrisy. It is a Gordian knot that they are puzzling over and they have to work fast because their obedient minions are waiting for their marching orders.
As we speak, the spank wankers are holding an emergency meeting in their underground PC penthouse to agree on the official PC narrative to present to their obedient following of PC Snowflakes and PlayStation Pajama Boyz.
In the meantime, Bonjour Amigos is impatiently awaiting Pilloried Hillary's response to this ominous event from her lavish estate in the Hamptons provided for her and her faithfully unfaithful Hubby, Billy Willy Dilly, by the generosity of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia so that the white trash Clintons could live large among the trust-funder pipsqueaks they admire so much and give the Kingdom a little political kickback from a Hillary White House. What might have been? What could have been, were it not for Comey?
As for Mr. Comey, himself? Well, when the Director responded to FBI eavesdropping violations by summarily vetoing every American's Fourth Amendment protections with the comment that individual privacy can no longer exist in these modern times of the internet, we might forgive Mr. Trump Monkey his cranky trespasses if he were to slowly burn Comey alive at the stake with his personal choice of smokey BBQ sauce.
But that is just the humble opinion of Bonjour Amigos and as everyone knows, "We Like Ike!"
Hello, Zombie America! Home of the screeching troop of Trump Monkeys, PC Snowflakes and PlayStation Pajama Boyz!
What might have been without Bush, Obama, Hillary and Trump and...Comey?
A respite? No, an unforgivable choice between bat-shit Crazy Donald Trump and pig-shit evil Hillary Clinton. That date marked the official death knoll for the last, tattered shreds of American decency and the joyous birth announcement of that Spawn of Satan, little Zombie America.
Please give Doodle and Snoopy an assist as midwives for this creeping creature from the deep.
Today, this newly released, hilarious three penny opera reached unforeseen heights of hilarity when Mr. Trump Monkey dismissed FBI Director Comey, the man the PC spank wankers in the media have been ceaselessly blaming for Pilloried Hillary's stunning, embarrassing, unforeseen, unforgiven,un-American defeat.
But please, forgive the PC spank wankers at the NYT, WaPo and CNN for momentarily being a little tongue-tied with their own hypocrisy. It is a Gordian knot that they are puzzling over and they have to work fast because their obedient minions are waiting for their marching orders.
As we speak, the spank wankers are holding an emergency meeting in their underground PC penthouse to agree on the official PC narrative to present to their obedient following of PC Snowflakes and PlayStation Pajama Boyz.
In the meantime, Bonjour Amigos is impatiently awaiting Pilloried Hillary's response to this ominous event from her lavish estate in the Hamptons provided for her and her faithfully unfaithful Hubby, Billy Willy Dilly, by the generosity of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia so that the white trash Clintons could live large among the trust-funder pipsqueaks they admire so much and give the Kingdom a little political kickback from a Hillary White House. What might have been? What could have been, were it not for Comey?
As for Mr. Comey, himself? Well, when the Director responded to FBI eavesdropping violations by summarily vetoing every American's Fourth Amendment protections with the comment that individual privacy can no longer exist in these modern times of the internet, we might forgive Mr. Trump Monkey his cranky trespasses if he were to slowly burn Comey alive at the stake with his personal choice of smokey BBQ sauce.
But that is just the humble opinion of Bonjour Amigos and as everyone knows, "We Like Ike!"
Hello, Zombie America! Home of the screeching troop of Trump Monkeys, PC Snowflakes and PlayStation Pajama Boyz!
What might have been without Bush, Obama, Hillary and Trump and...Comey?
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Connoisseurs of contemporary American hypocrisy are posing the panties-bunching question, "what would be the reaction of the PC media spank wankers, the PC Snowflakes and PlayStation Pajama Boyz if Pilloried Hillary had been elected instead of the Trump Monkey and she fired creepy Comey?"Cynics believe crickets are swallowing the answer to that one.
I switched to independent 25 years ago and, like you, I did not like either candidate last year. But I think its a mistake for the Democratic Party to continue to get wrapped up in politicking instead of working on constructive alternatives, including better candidates.https://www.jacobinmag.com/2017/03/tr...
Even if Hillary is in elder care, she will be their candidate again in 2020. There is no one else waiting in their on deck circle.
I love the smell of burning PC Snowflakes and Pajama Boyz in the morning...check out the NYT comments...https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/10/us...
I simply cannot decide whether they are hypocritically hilarious or hilariously hypocritical.
We just have to figure out how to throw a few key Trump Monkeys onto the bonfire.
currently 62% of eligible voters don't want Hillary to run in 2020. Keeping in mind that I did not like either candidate, in March 2016 I forecast that Trump could win. He was mowing down the GOP establishment. But what caught my attention is that Hillary's negativity ratings were almost as high as Trump's. I found that people who were inside the support bubbles for each candidate had little sense of the very real liabilities of their candidate. Someone I know thinks the NYT "trashed" Hillary because the Times actually reported on some less than flattering realties about her, such as the Clinton Foundation's uranium deal with Russia.
I completely whiffed Sanders' primary victory in Michigan. I mistakenly attributed it to Bernie rather than as a rejection of Hillary and the Democratic elites by the Midwestern working class.No one seems to mention Hillary's uranium deal with Russia anymore. How does that play out against the accusations against Mr. Trump Monkey?
Comey was fired because he wasn't doing a "good job", said Trump. [It was in fact a recommendation by Jeff Sessions]. And in fact Comey was in charge of so many investigations (Russians collusion in the elections; Hillary's e-mails; Huma Abedin ...) and: did you see any results? no, I did not. Now the Dems are talking about the "cover up" and some are happy with the "Nixon's shadow"...hanging.
I hope the new FBI guy produces RESULTS! tangible ONES; proven ONES, no matter who's involved.
I am still waiting for Hillary to appear at Comey's side. Now that would be funny! And the PC Snowflakes and the PlayStation Pajama Boyz would not even blink.
Hilly is finito ! Just as the French came up with a New Face (Macron), the Dems will do same. But consider poor Comey. He surely wanted to slam Hill last summer but dared not to. If he had, Bernie would have run & won, and we wouldnt be in the mess we have now. ~~ P.S. The Russies have major doit on Trumpet.
A new face??? Maybe Snoop Dogg Barry's Wookie??? The PC Snowflakes would be screaming and marching in the streets for her like nasty little SS troopers.Major doit???...are there any minor ones, Sketch???
Y're right: no minor doit. ~~ We're in a mess, thanks to the Dems who insisted on running Hilduh. (It's a real pleasure not to see or hear her).
Michael wrote: "I switched to independent 25 years ago and, like you, I did not like either candidate last year. But I think its a mistake for the Democratic Party to continue to get wrapped up in politicking inst..." It's a lovely mistake...
Will Trump's lies land him in jail? Anything is possible.
Sketch, if lies sent politicians to prison, The White House and the Capitol would have been shuttered and abandoned over fifty years ago.
MTK - Do I detect a malicious smile behind that comment as in, "never interrupt an enemy while he is making a mistake?"
Exactly David! And it's the ones that don't lie that end up in trouble or have a mysterious accident.
Trump shares classified info w Russies? Yes, they have the goods on him, both financial and sexual. Let's see the piss photos!
Will fuckface Hannity go down on his latest lies? Ouch, there goes Foxnews. C'est dommage, c'est formidable...c''est tres bien. Rup Murdoch snarls, "Say when!"
Hannity thought he had the magic bullet.There is very little "who, what, where, when and sometimes how" in modern journalism. Most of it is wishful thinking by hacks whose minds are already cast in cement.
PC hypocrisy knows no bounds.