apologies for unanswered mail

Dear Internet,

This evening I discovered that at some time in the past, I made an error configuring some of the email settings for this domain (hanneblank.com), the result of which is that all email sent to addresses at this domain has, for the past several months, been lingering in a sort of electronic Purgatory.

Having done a swift sift through the 3800+ email messages in said Purgatory — a task somewhat speeded by the fact that I do not have a penis nor any desire to make my nonexistent penis any larger, harder, or more impressive in any way; further speeded by my lack of faith that anyone in sub-Saharan Africa has lately died and left me millions, and knowing the names of the banks with which I actually hold accounts  – it has also become clear to me that there should have been more messages even than that, and that there is a high likelihood that some of the earliest messages had already been permanently flushed from Purgatory by some /dev/null demon or other by the time I discovered the error of my ways.

This is to say that:

IF you emailed me, at a hanneblank.com email address, at some point in the past four months or so

AND you got no response

AND the issue is still relevant

AND you would still like me to respond to you,

THEN please do let me know by resending your original email with a note saying "hey, I think the original of this got eaten in the Great Email Purgatorium Of Twenty-Eleven" or something along those lines.

 

Thanks for your patience and your understanding.