The Sabermetrics of Bugs Bunny

The Sabermetrics of Bugs Bunny:

Plucked from U.S.S. Mariner's tremendous archives, this is a biting and wonderful (and really, really long!) satire of the over-analytical and minutiae-parsing approach often taken in modern baseball writing. It treats a Bugs Bunny cartoon as if it were a real game, right down to calculating how fast Bugs would have had to pitch a ball from the mound and still be able to catch it behind the plate.

My favorite part:

Now of course Bunny could not always face a...