Infallible Science!!!! Infallible New York Times Journalism!!!!!

MARTIANS BUILD TWO IMMENSE CANALS IN TWO YEARS: Vast Engineering Works Accomplished in an Incredibly Short Time by Our Planetary Neighbors-Wonders of the September Sky.

When a famous scientist says it *and* it's in the New York Times, then only a fool can doubt it.

HT: Mike Flynn (whose "The Wreck of The River of Stars" I am currently reading, and you should be reading too if you love good writing).