Lisa: You hate me, don't you?
Laura: Kind of.
Lisa: I'm sorry I didn't get my chapter done. I've just got so much going on....
Laura: Don't lie. I saw you tweeting about Awkward and the VMAs.
Lisa: Oh, so now you decide to check Twitter.
Laura: Yeah, well I've had a lot of time on my hands since you've STOPPED WRITING.
Lisa: Right. Sorry. I'll write my chapter tonight. Right after I fold this laundry....
Laura: Since when do you fold laundry? Your laundry room looks like something out of an episode of Hoarders. Procrastinate much?
Lisa: Crap. You're right. I'm writing, I'm writing.
Laura: That's what I thought. Who's the bossy sister now?
Published on August 31, 2011 03:00