"You seem increasingly like a fictional character."

    I haven't been on a date in years.
    So when she asked me if I liked spicy thai food, I said yes.
    For all I know, I may have some glorious new inclination for a cappella music as well. That is, as long as it is executed with great and various sensitivities. 
    I may also tirelessly want to take up propagating carnivorous plants. After all, I do like to watch hunger wait, just sit, and wait, as venus fly traps so often do.
    The menu’s edges rested within her pink fingernails, and I...