A Conversation with Facebook

Facebook:  Good morning, Ola! It’s 22 ℃ in Amman Today. Enjoy the sunshine!

Me: Thank you, Facebook. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to close you in order to finish work and be able to enjoy some of that sunshine.

Facebook: No, no, wait. Say, Um… What’s on your mind?

Me: Really, Facebook, I find this question an over-simplification. There is a lot on my mind. If you are asking sincerely you might as well grab a chair, get some coffee and then we can sit down and chat and I’ll tell you what...