An Every Day Where We Stay!

The cat finds it fun so this has to be done. Fun with word fun. A double must be done. A double whammy maybe? I can wham at my sea. My wham is more of a slam. But we don't need to get into that jam.

The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sphynx qua___, ___!
An every day thing.Today I'll sing.Sing like a canary.Not like Little House on the Prairie.
Why did that pop out?Who knows what it's about.I'm delaying you say?Bah, we'll get there, okay?
You can't catch me.I can sure flee.But when your laces are half gone,That makes you less knight more pawn.
Hungry you say?Some bread on a tray?What? Don't look at me.You ate it in your last spree.
The toilet paper is gone?You found it on the lawn?Who rolled that all out?What is that one about?
Your baked goods went missing?Looks like someone was kissing?Who'd kiss a baked good?Maybe your baking is just misunderstood.
That meat tray walked off?Now, now, don't scoff.You can go vegan for a day.I now have to go play.
 Your sheets have holes?The fabric was taken by moles?Damn, mole sheet eaters.Worse than trick or treaters.
Your watch is long gone?Who pulled such a con?Those pesky watch thieves are about.You better watch out.
Stop staring at me.I think it's time I flee.Oh, right it can be flee for A.So I will absquatulate away.  
Aren't I such a pesky cat? I say poppy cock to such accusations where I'm at. Why would I absquatulate with muffins or bread? Do you see them under the bed? Oh, there were crumbs in the litter box? Hmmm maybe it was left by a fox? I think I'm digging a deeper hole with each pass. It's time I absquatulate away with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.