A Reader's Guide to Husband Hunting

If classic literature has taught us anything, it's that we should ask our prospective spouses some very specific questions. Because you just never know about people. 
Might I suggest you start with the following:Have you ever dressed as a gypsy to trick a confession out of your crush?Have you ever donned a mask and spent a significant amount of time living under the Paris opera house?Have you ever, in case of misdirected rage, used a handkerchief to hang your girlfriend's dog?Have you eve...