I Like Imagining A Never Christianized England Where The Druidic Priests sound Exactly Like COE Vicars

ekjohnston:

beggars-opera:

thepeacockangel:

*droning* “Hail Sulis, queen of the harvest, blessed is thy holy light, we ask you to accept this goat as a sign of our reverence to your power and benevolence”
“Do remember that the spring fete is coming up and we will be drawing lots for the sacrifice on the next full moon, additionally there will be a cream tea to benefit the stone circle maintenance fund this coming Wednesday, and we must remember to thank Mrs. Springfield for providing several of her excellent cakes”

Why Christopher Lee did not make this speech in the Wicker Man is beyond me

10/10, would read (extra bonus if literally everything else stays the same, and it’s a Regency Romance to boot).