Um…so, this is another Tumblr fiction brain fart, this time a tuckerization and a parody of Stephen King's Night Flyer. In fact, readers of King's short story will probably see where this joke is going before an uninitiated reader, but I hope the punch line is still good for you King fans too.
And yes, I still love him. He is teh Man, and I've read more of his books than any other writer ever. But the muse proposed this and I giggle-snorted and went, "Oh hell yeah. We can do that."