My Genes Make Me Hate Work

Are you lazy? Well, little darlings, it may not be your fault. It is probably your parents' fault. That is the latest insight from genetic determinism -- Darwinian theory applied to practically everything.

The ABA Journal is very interested in this issue. Someone may get sued. Operating principle: What can be imagined can be litigated.

Until someone figures out how to put one's ancestors in the dock, however, the only solution for the laziness gene is a big federal program funded...