twitter recap 2011-08-26

put my coffee in the freezer to cool it off. when i went back in, there were drops of coffee frozen on the cieling of the freezer. #
if your faux insults are negated by a smily face, shouldn't your compliments be likewise negated the same way? #
today= the day to be creeped out by the way guys casually behave with women. like putting their hand around a stranger's waist for a picture #
or complimenting a professional peer's looks before (or often instead of) mentioning her skill #
god bless @JoshuaDysart for introducing me to http://t.co/t6qhx9i #
potential silver lining to steve jobs' resignation: maybe planned to coincide w/new iphone release to give their stock a rebound? #
i can't tell if these recent comic-related threadless tees are licensed somehow or like- covered by parody or some legal loophole? #
i can't afford any of this, but a couple of these @UrbanDaddy_NYC photos are pretty great- clint, cash, etc… http://t.co/GRJsrMm #
DEAR WORLD: can we agree to stop w/ footage of planes crashing into bldngs on commercials, etc? except live, that should be an opt-in view. #
super tempted by @Empellon tasting menu #
"Battleship film spoiler: D,7. Miss. #hilariousbattleshipmoviejokes quot;-@andymacdeez #
sometimes being a team player is the worst thing you can do. i never seem to learn that lesson. #
WTC1 is now the tallest building in lower manhattan http://t.co/GLWRnbD #slowlybutsurely #
THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD: first up: the jersey shore http://t.co/z42Ww1p #
leon's arrival in NY: the carseat in larry's car, "the roommate's driving me nuts", etc… best part of an already fantastic season. #curb #
none of the internet will admit it watches the jersey shore anymore. i am so alone. #
winner http://t.co/s2bjzc0 #

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