twitter recap 2011-08-29
local folks who can't get the MMA fight due to the storm: this one dude "accidentally" humped the face of another dude. #luckyguess #
whoever wrote that commercial decrying tropicana for importing juice from brazil has clearly never tried juice in brazil. #
now THAT's rain. #
alright, i dunno if the storm's passed us, but all we got was rain and even that's stopped. worst of it was supposed to be an hour ago, so.. #
…back to work. #
looks like downtown got some flooding, here's water street http://t.co/o0EnfC5 (via @JulieShapiro) #
hey @weatherchannel: there are no 100 story bldgs in downtown. you might remember we had 2, but they're gone now. #
even though the shark in puerto rico pic is fake, cubans should see it not as disappointment, but inspiration. #
sorry @jimlee, not really the time to go outside around here, but everyone else: it is READ A COMIC IN PUBLIC DAY! #
also congrats to @samhumphries on his marriage to kim kardashian this weekend. #
weird side effect of the hurricane: my land line, rather than a ringtone, seems to be transmitting (this is true) the sounds of sports radio #
FL's mandated drug tests for welfare recipients yields a whopping 2% positive result http://t.co/9mgu75V #
i don't think i could pull off red skinny jeans and a snake as an outfit, but i'd be right at home with an ice cream cone and a bodyguard #
why is lady gaga's music always the least entertaining part of the performance? #
"30 Seconds to Mars are my favorite Lonely Island characters."-@PAPPADEMAS #
cancel that… all 3 are younger. one by like 20 years. #
this commercial would have been much better and shorter if they'd paused briefly and then joined together to murder the hamsters. #
these footloose commercials fill me with nostalgia for the first time i didn't go see footloose #
"Katy Perry looks like Trixie should be helping her kick laudanum."-@PAPPADEMAS #
my tivo has forcibly abandoned the VMAs in favor of breaking bad and curb your enthusiasm. #
i feel like that whole cloris leachman sequence was like the ring video and we're all going to die tomorrow. #VMAs #
seriously what the hell was that? i think cloris leachman is going backstage to kill herself and some children. #
l'il wayne is headed backstage to fight cloris leachman. #
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whoever wrote that commercial decrying tropicana for importing juice from brazil has clearly never tried juice in brazil. #
now THAT's rain. #
alright, i dunno if the storm's passed us, but all we got was rain and even that's stopped. worst of it was supposed to be an hour ago, so.. #
…back to work. #
looks like downtown got some flooding, here's water street http://t.co/o0EnfC5 (via @JulieShapiro) #
hey @weatherchannel: there are no 100 story bldgs in downtown. you might remember we had 2, but they're gone now. #
even though the shark in puerto rico pic is fake, cubans should see it not as disappointment, but inspiration. #
sorry @jimlee, not really the time to go outside around here, but everyone else: it is READ A COMIC IN PUBLIC DAY! #
also congrats to @samhumphries on his marriage to kim kardashian this weekend. #
weird side effect of the hurricane: my land line, rather than a ringtone, seems to be transmitting (this is true) the sounds of sports radio #
FL's mandated drug tests for welfare recipients yields a whopping 2% positive result http://t.co/9mgu75V #
i don't think i could pull off red skinny jeans and a snake as an outfit, but i'd be right at home with an ice cream cone and a bodyguard #
why is lady gaga's music always the least entertaining part of the performance? #
"30 Seconds to Mars are my favorite Lonely Island characters."-@PAPPADEMAS #
cancel that… all 3 are younger. one by like 20 years. #
this commercial would have been much better and shorter if they'd paused briefly and then joined together to murder the hamsters. #
these footloose commercials fill me with nostalgia for the first time i didn't go see footloose #
"Katy Perry looks like Trixie should be helping her kick laudanum."-@PAPPADEMAS #
my tivo has forcibly abandoned the VMAs in favor of breaking bad and curb your enthusiasm. #
i feel like that whole cloris leachman sequence was like the ring video and we're all going to die tomorrow. #VMAs #
seriously what the hell was that? i think cloris leachman is going backstage to kill herself and some children. #
l'il wayne is headed backstage to fight cloris leachman. #
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