Fill Up My Jug

After a Michigan plant reported "​a huge foaming event" 7200 gallons of concentrated Mountain Dew spilled out into the local watershed. 
Local government officials called the situation "Highly Unusual".  
The sound of mad giggling was heard from the river and local fish were seen darting up and down the waterway at remarkably high speeds. 
Local fisherman commented that they were excited at the prospect of some free range fast food. 



(Okay, the last two points are ridiculous of course. Seriously, don't spill soda in the river. It's bad for fish.)