The Hard-Core, Tough-As Nails, Evidence-Driven Lapdog Press

By Charles Goyette

DONALD TRUMP: I’m worth over $10 billion.

LAPDOG PRESS: PROVE IT!  SHOW US YOUR TAX RETURNS!

DONALD TRUMP: I watched in New Jersey as thousands cheered the collapse of the World Trade Center.

LAPDOG PRESS: PROVE IT! PROVE IT!

DONALD TRUMP: I had the biggest turn-out ever for my inauguration.

LAPDOG PRESS: PROVE IT!  WHERE’S THE PROOF?

DONALD TRUMP: I want to attack a country, kill people in America’s name, and provoke a major nuclear power because Assad used sarin gas.

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