What if you're too rich to get into heaven

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 I was sitting there feeling fidgety. I was without a book or a magazine and pulling out the phone in my situation would have been crass.



Then, lo and behold, I spied a book that had been left there for just such an occasion.



It was the Bible!



It was like a sign from God.



Sure, I was in church awaiting Sunday service but —  what the heck? — I chose to ascribe divine