"Self-Professed Cuckolds of Ticehurst" would be a good name for a band. Maybe too long.

Another gem from The Folklore of Sussex. She's talking about various customs requiring men to dress up wearing horns:
"Bawdy humor of this sort is exemplified in Sussex by the eighteenth-century Cock Fair at Ticehurst, at which, according to the Sussex Weekly Advertiser's report of an unfortunate street accident which spoilt the fun in [...]