Out with the old, …

Dec 01, 2016

(item)   trash container in car
(reason)   obnoxious – in the way
(where)     neighborhood garbage can on way out of town
(commentary)    foreshadowing of things to … change

Jan 13, 2017

ugly ass sweater
dated and ugly
hotel garbage can in Brighton, MI
did I say it was ugly?

Feb 01, 2017

‘carpenter’ jeans
faded, dated, high-waisted
garbage can at home
I can’t hammer shit.  Why do I need carpenter jeans?

March 07, 2017

flannel pajama pants
crotch seam ripped when I squatted down to pick something up
garbage can at home
my buns of concrete really are that strong

March 22, 2017

Born loafers I only wore to work because they were so damn ugly
smelly, ugly as fuck, uncomfortable
gym locker room - one in each garbage can
I’m glad there wasn’t a third garbage can.  Hmm… .

March 24, 2017

dark brown khaki Dockers ‘pants’ that no one would ever refer to as ‘nice’
ugly, of course, dated, and the waistband clasp broke
where else – gym locker room garbage can – only one was needed
actually, I broke the clasp myself.  It was hanging on by a thread.  I had a moment. I’m better now. Oh, I pitched the ugly ass belt I wore that day, too.

In case anyone is wondering, I DID have clothes to wear when I left the gym after each incident. Okay?

March 26, 2017

ice cream scoop
relatively new purchase
broke in half as I was scooping ice cream
totally an accident –  I harbored no ill-will toward that scoop

Changin’ it up with T Swift

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