Writing Exercise

Use a random number generator to choose a number between 1 and 618. Search this blog for the Face-Lift with that number. Choose one of the fake plots and write a query letter for a book with that plot. Your query must consist of all rhetorical questions. Also, it must include two bad analogies, one of which appears in the first rhetorical question. For instance, your first sentence might be: 
What happens when all the trees in town suddenly start toppling like when you put the open end of a box o