Where I use the word 'schadenfreude'

Husband is back. This is very good. Although to be honest, it was easier to have him GONE rather than have him home doing his weird arse schedule of late. But weird arse schedule appears to be over for the time being. So he is back. Rather humorous. Husband is built for running. He has done such things as the Two Oceans Marathon before and thought it was great. He is one of those people who can stop running for ages and then one day just decide he needs to run and 4K later be sweaty, but content. I am...