I Jinx You At My Zoo!

Now you are screwed. Aren't I rude? By reading one word you've been jinxed today. Bad things will always come your way. And if you believe that, care to buy a cheap bridge from the cat?

You're a jinx.
I've made the links.
You watch and they lose.
Go away and snooze.

My team loses all day.
It's when you watch at your bay.
It has nothing to do with skill.
You're just a jinx run of the mill.

Yeah, it is your team.
Pffft done that stream.
But let's go to fairy tale land,
And pretend that is the right stand.

Guess what?
Not just yours at your hut.
Millions may claim the team.
Uh oh, ruined your dream.

And what does that mean?
It means you aren't the dean.
Not even the janitor guy.
Sorry, I don't tell a lie.

But you're still a jinx.
Don't give any winks.
That takes all skill away.
You jinx with a wink every day.

So you're a jinx too?
Damn, that makes a few.
Oh no, there's 5000 more.
So many jinxes of lore.

Now 5002 people are a jinx.
Lock them all in police precincts.
Then your team will win.
You just did all the jinxes in.

What? They still lost?
All jinxes weren't tossed.
There must have been 5003.
Still jinxed are we.

Nope, no skill.
Don't swallow that pill.
It is all because of a jinx.
Maybe by a scary lynx.

You humans sure are pathetic at times. Some days I have more hope for mimes. Teams win because they played better than the other. Sorry, they weren't jinxed by any friend, nemesis or mother. Believe in some fake jinx? If you do, I'm a golden sphinx. Now you're a fool times two. Whoops, did I type that at my zoo? That really stinks. I'll blame it on a jinx. Nah, I made that come to pass. No fake jinx needed from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.