You Are Lucky To Know Me (a festival of self loathing in three parts. By which I mean, one part.)

You ARE lucky to know me. Because I am So Cool, Is Why.

Also, you are lucky to know me because I don't ever do anything I say I am going to do, and this lets you feel better about yourself, because you probably do do at least SOME of the things you say you will do.

For example, I do not write FAQs or set up mailing lists. MORE ON THIS ASPECT OF MY GREATNESS LATER. PROBABLY.

I say probably because I do not, apparently, write part twos, and you LOVE that, when I do a part one and then not a...