Four Ways to Know You Are Old

1) You go on a date with your husband, and you pick FRIGHT NIGHT, the remake, because you both saw the original and loved it when you were teenagers. Once at the movie theatre, you look at all the posters, and MANY of the movies being advertised are remakes of movies you saw when you were teenagers, and the rest are INSTANTLY reminiscent of iconic movies you saw as teenagers, so that you come to understand you have, indeed, seen at least one version of EVERY POSSIBLE HUMAN MOVIE, and are...