March tweets & 4 random thoughts

Because my tweet output was a paltry 18 (I usually average 40), I’m splicing in a few random thoughts so no one feels like they’re getting cheated.



• People who want to appear more interesting get new tattoos. People who want to become more interesting get library cards.



• Never dreamed I'd say it, but I long for the days when Republicans seeking party sense used to say, "Let's wait and