"You know that kid who won’t accept the fact that there’s no genitals on a Barbie doll, or on dogs in..."

“You know that kid who won’t accept the fact that there’s no genitals on a Barbie doll, or on dogs in cartoons? I was that kid. ‘How come that dog doesn’t have a weenie like our dog?’ I used to like the word weenie. Other kids just accepted it. They’d move on from there and watch the cartoon. Not me. If I don’t see dick and balls, I change the channel.”

- Tre Cool, from ‘Green Day: the ultimate unauthorized history’ by Alan di Perna (via pastel-greenday)