Nutshell Sans Context — PART ONE

1) Selfless Non-Self Promotion: If you are a Decatur Bookfest Goer, you can bid on this auction.

It is to idle away a delightful hour at the Brick Store Pub with me and Susan Rebecca White, which means you can support youth literacy BY DRINKING.

Also, if you look at the author picture they used, you are apparently bidding to have drinks with me WHEN I AM IN MY THIRTIES. That means I get to have drinks with you BEFORE my forehead grew these terrible rage-horn shaped vertical wrinkles, and ...