I'm Being Followed! 

Picture I know, I know, I swear I know how social media works. 
But when my main e-mail account informs me that  people are following me it does make the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. 
G-mail: "Hey! 14 People are following you!"
Me: "What? Did you inform the police?" 
G-mail: "No, no, no! This a good thing. The loves!  Fourteen people are really interested in what you are doing! 
Me: "...so is what you are saying is that this is a government thing? Is that it? Did I attract the attention of a dozen CIA agents?" 
G-mail:: "No, these are fans who like what you do and want to see more."
Me: "..."
Me: "..."
Me: "Okay...that sounds fake...but okay." 
G-mail: *sighs* "It's going to be one of those accounts isn't it?" 
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Published on March 21, 2017 08:52
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