A Comma’s Job Security?

Knowing when to use commas is hell. Imagine how they feel. Annette Clark shares her thoughts on the subject.


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bewilderd commaThe comma stood on the corner, bleating, “Please, can someone help me? I know I belong somewhere, but I can’t quite remember where.”



Devon Taylor, copy editor, sat at the counter of the diner counter across the street and watched as passers-by skittered around the pitiful punctuation mark. They looked away determined to not notice it.



Devon (destined to become The Nib) couldn’t really blame them. Commas were notoriously slippery creatures. But there was something about this comma that made Devon think it was truly in trouble.



The editor set down the empty coffee cup and wandered across the street.



“What brings you to Conjunctionville?” Devon asked the punctuation mark.



“Oh! Thank you for helping,” the comma was practically hopping. “I think I’m supposed to meet a couple of independent clauses for a job, but I can’t remember all the details. It was supposed to be…


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