The True Meaning of Saint Patrick's Day

Remember that Saint Patrick was not Irish; he was Anglo-Roman, who brought enlightenment to the island and defeated the pagan darkness at great risk to himself. He also chose the shamrock as a way to represent the Holy Trinity to the unlettered. This is why he is venerated among the Orthodox as well as the Romans.




And then, after you venerate him, start drinking. By six pm, I want you all looking like this: