Does Your Microwave Spy on You?

Dear Kellyanne Conway,

You might be wondering right about now—given social media is fully aware of your “femme fetale dressed in blue” professional portrait and, as is the way of social media, are now being pummelled for your apparent vanity—why you had a portrait done (in this style) to begin with.

Maybe your microwave was spying on you, after all, huh!