Uncomfortable plot summaries

From postmodernbarney.com comes a list of Uncomfortable Plot Summaries.  Deconstructed and amusing summaries of film plots.  Here are a few of my favorites from a lengthy list:  

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.

FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.

RED DAWN: Despite shock-and-awe tactics, a superior occupying force is no match for a tenacious sect of terrorist insurgents