To Pee or Not to Pee

This is a test to see how many words I can write without having to break off and go for a pee.

I don’t have anything burning that I want to say but I do have a burning desire to do something else instead.

Did you know (you don’t – how could you?) that I’ve never ever peed in a bottle in my life. Ever. And I don’t intend to start now.

Actually, as I get flowing (ooo – bad choice of words) into this exercise (of my pee-holding-back muscles) I realise that when I distract myself by writing somet...