The Stupid Are Coming So Start Chumming!

Ready to get chummy are you? You humans like that through and through. Follow the one with the loudest yap even if it is a trap. Look at you go, flushed without a blow.

All alone.
Hold the phone.
A nut chimes in.
Eating is a sin.

Goop through a tube.
Fits many a boob.
Don't need lube.
Comes in a cube.

Wow, that's great.
All can relate.
Save cats, dogs, cows, rats, monkeys and man.
Good for even a happy cannibal fan.

That is the way.
The loud mouth idiot did say.
We all have to agree.
Let's join in from sea to sea.

Why not join?
Costs little coin.
Everyone else is doing it.
Can even suck out your shit.

Wait a second there.
I was not aware.
That could poison me.
McDonalds is the best eatery.

Everyone follow me.
You're only charged a minimal fee.
That is the best diet.
You sure should try it.

Oh what was that?
You could get fat?
We can't have that.
We make like a cat?

Pissing in an elevator is the ticket.
No one anywhere will picket.
It gets the McDonalds right out.
There is no need to shout.

Come now and follow me.
I am right you see.
Goop in a tube is so yesterday.
Hurry up, and don't stray.

That sure went into strange land. Hey, I had to let the stupid get out of hand. You humans sure follow stupid people near and far. Are you with stupid at your sand bar? I hope you have more sense than that. But if you want, piss in an elevator like a cat. I heard that line on TV as this came to pass. So it was worked in by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.