Canines, Felines and Political Preference

Cats are socialists. Dogs are libertarians.

- A dog will die to protect you. The cat will hide till it's all over.- Your dog is glad you're home. The cat wonders why it took you so long to get there and why his supper bowl is still empty.- Your dog will bring you your slippers. The cat will pee in them if you still haven't filled his supper bowl lately.- Your dog will fetch the ball. The cat plays with the ball till it rolls under something and then will sit and wait for you to fetch it. ...