Which Is Fact With The React?

The cat has seen a few. They crop up at any zoo. Whether near or far they can sure hit like a car. Maybe literally too. Look both ways when a street is in view.

Do you shriek?
Do you run?
Maybe just squeak?
Dial 911?

But for what?
Following me yet?
Mind in a rut?
Yeah, I'm a confusing pet.

Did you freak?
That was bad.
Mind in the creek.
Not an emergency to be had.

Unless literally there.
Hannibal took it out.
Even cut your hair.
Brain swimming like a trout.

Would you ewww?
Would you walk away?
What would you do,
With an emergency at play?

Do you have a fit?
An arm is chopped off.
But who gives a shit.
It makes you scoff.

Are you all about me?
Call 911 about you?
Poor pitiful thee.
You are about to spew.

That is so bad.
Arm chopped off can't be worse.
Your emergency is had.
Maybe you just curse?

Calmly pick up the phone?
Calmly say what it is?
Shriek at the tone?
You sure like that yelling biz.

Wait! You dialed 911?
You are being attacked?
Wow, that spider made you run.
For the hospital you better be packed.

Act calm and do what needs to be done? Or do you shriek and run? Do people really shriek like in every single show? It's a dead guy, oh no. A killer is coming at you, shriek and stay in view. Pffft just hurts the cat's ears in mass. I'd rather do just about anything besides shrieking off my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.