Bigger and Bigger and Bigger

Bouquet may be larger than appears.My regular work shoes have been showing signs of wear for a few months now.  In my old, single life, I would have replaced them long ago.  In this new world, where children want and need things—like food and clothes—I’m willing to put up with some additional abuse.  But, I’d saved up and was all set to go to my favorite shoe store.
Then my wife let me know she was having bad day (month, year—take your pick).  Instead of buying my shoes, I...