Asking the important questions since eightysix.

They’re heavy- just so you have trouble with their weight.

    He was obsessed with giving away his own trophies, and by the time he turned forty his family and friends stopped inviting him over to holiday parties and birthdays. Just to be clear, they were still called trophies, in this small town, even though they now had zero value. 
    In his thirties, before everyone decided enough was enough, he was on every mantle of every home, he was a great conversation piece. At one point the mayor g...