Get Swift With A Shift!

Humans love this one. They can mix it with a whining run. We've done that though. No mix and match needed at my show. This one can provide a year's worth of rhyme. Humans do it all the time.

Why didn't you wait?
I was only an hour late.
You should have been there.
Why couldn't you have time to spare?

Why didn't you take out the trash?
You could do it in a flash.
Who cares if I said I'd do it.
Here I would rather sit.

Why don't you get fat?
Would make me feel better where I'm at.
Exercise is too much work.
Get fat like me, it's a perk.

Why don't you bring change?
I so want things to rearrange.
But I won't do any of it.
Here I would rather sit.

Why don't you get a second job?
I need more corn on the cob.
I need that new game as well.
You working more would be swell.

Why didn't you tell me once more?
I ignored the latest encore.
I even missed it written in pen.
You should have told me again.

Why didn't you get gas?
Three gas stations I did pass.
I was the last one to drive.
But I have to do things to survive.

Why didn't you land on my number?
I dreamed about it in a slumber.
You should have hit it.
It's rigged, every bit.

Why didn't you warn me?
The warning is there to see.
But you should have told me.
I blame my poisoning on thee.

Why didn't you...insert something here.
Insert a shifting blame cheer.
Throw in a poor pitiful me,
And you've got it at your sea.

Are you a blame shifter? I hope you are a tad swifter. Such people need to go away. The cat will throw a cashew jar filled with his waste at them at our bay. Then they can blame me all they like as they take a hike. Now I will finish this rhyming pass.No shift needed from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.