Comic Sans
tried to hang itself
from the beams
of an empty outhouse.
Wingdings
wins things
from within,
but it has no friends
because no one
understands it.
Arial is bold.
I feel the need
to underline that.
Calibri is easy
but aligns to the right
like a Nazi
synthesier.
Museo Sans Serif
shot the sheriff,
and Helvetica
shot the deputy.
Courier knew
Courier New
and Courier New
needs a new
courier.
BAMF!
Palatino Linotype
typed lines I know
for the books I laid
in layout.
Impact
made an impact,
and then it packed it in
gladly
all italicised.
Bebas Kai
is like a lighthouse.
So am I,
with a little light
in my eye.
A little font with no name
to be baptised again.
Strike that through
and start it anew;
a new Word order
to be exported.
I’d better bring back
Courier New’s
new courier.
Published on February 24, 2017 04:48