You May Get A Charge Outta This

As with most things—needs more bikini!Two years ago, almost to the date, my old flip phone (a Convoy 3) finally gave up the ghost.  The hinge had been giving out for some weeks, but when I dropped it on the floor, it broke into two, almost equal pieces.  I walked into a Verizon “authorized retailer” and they totally saw me coming.  There was probably a wager on how gullible I would be. 
How gullible, you ask?
All the gullibles.
These guys are not Verizon.  There’s a rea...