Yesterday I Might Have Made a Joke and Other Stuff

Yesterday I was at the beach. A lovely place, it overlooks a giant steam-spewing steel mill. They light it up with neon at night. When the flames shoot out it looks just like Bladerunner. Someone I had never met before was telling a story about someone I didn't know.

Guy: He's like Daniel Craig if Daniel Craig was a pale fat Canadian…

Me: So like if Daniel Craig looked more like John Candy?

Guy: Yeah.

At some point later I ended up filling out Driver Safety Evaluation forms for Hyundai. (The...