Someone Else Is Using My Name In The State Of California!

By order of theGreat State of California,"This Site Is Under New Management!"Unfortunately,I became theVictimof aHostile Corporate Takeover.I no longer own theExclusive Rightsor will receiveResidualsfor the name,"TwoBuckHowie."I blame myLawyer.It all comes down to money you see.Once I lost all of mine,the greedy littleSo And Sotook the highest bidder's bankroll to reveal my"Inside Story."He soldMy Storyto theTabloids,wrote anUnauthorized Biography,and even produced aTV Movie Of The Week,about my downfall!Well,I'm going to pickMyself Upby my bootstraps and create aWhole New Persona.If I did it once,how hard can it be to do it again!See you soon,Hollywood!  This is,The Real TwoBuckHowieAnd Do Not Settle For Any Substitutes!Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.”
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