Invaders At Play Here Today!

Cassie and I were doing our thing, meaning we were resting at our wing. Then they came. It was like some game. They hopped on in. The invasion didn't make us grin.


See? I was resting away.Enjoying the day.An ass pillow rest.Then came the first pest.

Cassie likes him.She must be dim.We can't have that.So says the cat.

He's just rude.He's not getting my food.I'll eat every bite.I'm ready for a fight.

My cat tower too.No sharing at our zoo.Wait, what was that?A bald cat?

Invader number two.A mutt that is eww.Stole my ass pillow as well.This day went to hell.

Trying to claim it.Can't have that shit.I'll go bite his tail.He ran away with a wail.
 
What has Cassie spotted?A new foe has been plotted?She sure wants him.I think a visit would be grim.

Did you spot number three?Now he's easy to see.A visit from him would be fine. He'd be a chew toy for the feline.

Could be worse.Could be this curse.We keep her away.We never want to play.

Now excuse the cat.I'll go back to watching that.Pat really needs to shut the door.That will stop intruders forevermore.
Don't you love intruders when they come? Do you kick them out on their bum? That would be nice to do. But we may need opposable thumbs at our zoo. Instead I'll just give them a whack. That will keep them out of my shack. Now I'll go back to squirrel watching with Cass. He won't steal the pillow of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.