Silly Rabbit, Dix Are For Kidneys!

I've been sick as hell with a kidney infection (which is still no excuse for that title, but I love someone with a penchant for bad puns, so sue me). Like 102-degree fever, eyes-gone-two-different-colors-delirious, texting-and-tweeting-shit-that-scares-your-your-friends sick. After great tribulation, I managed to obtain the powerful antibiotic Cipro, which has pretty much wiped it out. But let me tell you, before the doctor finally deigned to prescribe it, I was having vivid fantasies of me-as-Roland-Deschain-as-Jack-Mort, leaning over the pharmacy counter with a big-ass gun in my hand, muttering, "Keflex ... "

Aside from that, everything is going great. I have a little patch of beard hairs on my chin! Not just peach fuzz but actual dark beard hairs! I love them to death!!!